Monday, February 20, 2006
Living in an 8-bit, two demensional world.
The title says it all . That would suck. Poor Mario & Luigi. Think about it... that really wouldn't be fun. Imagine going out for a walk, when a gust of wind kicks up and you end up in Venice. (Or some other random place.) Which brings me to my next point. I work in a place that sells and builds boxes. People come in all the time with the wrong dimensions, or openly admit that they don't have clue. Those kind of people don't bother me at all. Its the jack-ass that comes in and thinks he knows what he is doing,"I need a box" ok here it comes...yup he pulls out a piece of paper. "The dimensions are 20 X 20" and then proceeds by giving me this expecting blank stare.
Of course in my mind I reply with "hold on Mega Man, let me go get you a piece of cardboard."
When really I say "Well, what is the third dimension?" ...Another long blank stare. "Well I never really thought about that." Thank you captain obvious. Thus we enbark on a long drawn out non-hepful description on what is going in the box,who it came from, where it came from, who's nephew it's going to, and how the person got the item. Then the end result after 20 minutes of discussion the person says "You know it's out in my car, why don't i just grab it?"
Then I enbark on the adventure of finding my "Happy Place." In that place I am Master Chief a (3-D character) in the Mushroom Kingdom (a 2-D village) blowing everything in sight up on a rampage of destruction on everything two-dimensional.
Think about that one people.
Alpha
posted by Ben Alpha @ 4:11 PM  
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