The Alpha Files

the joys of working at a newspaper /abandon all hope ye who click this link

2008-02-06T06:37:00.001-07:00

So if you don't already know I work at the missoulian (a local newspaper) in the shipping department, do I enjoy it you might ask? well yes I do as a matter of fact, however I'll tell you what I don't enjoy about it (hey don't look at me you chose to read this in fact I'll even add a phrase to the title for you it will say abandon all hope ye who click this link... there it's been updated) so back to what I don't like about it. as you know there would be no newspaper if there was no one to write the articles and yes we are in a different department we still see them. I mostly see them when they come to raid our snack machine cause it has better shit than theirs but they way the walk through with their noses in the air and the "elitist prick" aroma that follows them it tends to get on my nerves... meh maybe one day they will realize that what they write wouldn't even see the light of day if it weren't for us and they'll come crawling back to us begging to do our job... either that or they will hire a bunch of low lives with no self respect and maybe even get away with paying them less ( if it's possible) ... yeah I'm guessing they will take the latter route.

G'day

2007-05-05T19:26:00.000-06:00

Ben & Laura Fosgate May 5, 2007

It's been a long time coming and everyone that knew them, knew this day would come.
May they have a long healthy life. They have been really good friends and I'm sure will be in the days to come.

Best of luck to them in this new chapter in their life!

2007-04-18T23:03:00.000-06:00

Silent hill four....

an interesting game for sure, but basically I just sat home today and played it... then I went to my friends' high school jazz concert. It was fun and now I'm tired and this whole time you thought you were gonna read something interesting that I had to say when in reality I have nothing to say....

goodnight!

2007-04-18T01:35:00.000-06:00

Where to go and what to do....

The title pretty much says it all for most of us I'm sure, but I really have no idea for myself. I know all of the things that I don't want for myself as a career/lifestyle although it seems that the very things that I don't want to do and be, are the very things that I stare at in the mirror every morning while shaving and brushing my teeth. Why is it that I only realize it then? I mean it's not like they don't go away during the day while I perform the vicious circle of my redundant mediocre job, right? or maybe the second I step away from that mirror I go into a funky state of denial...

I just fear one of these days when I look into that mirror, my image will be and old man (myself of course) that looks me dead in the eye, shakes his head in disappointment and walks out the door... on his way to the same job I have right now I'm sure.

2007-04-15T22:13:00.000-06:00

pseudo-disappointment =(

Well let me first start off by saying that I'll pretty much always be a fan of P86 it was one of the first Cd's I ever bought.

The song: Evil (a chorus of resistance) was very energetic yet very repetitive. The song sounded like a fusion of the melodic goodness from "Truthless Heros" mixed with the punch from "And the Rest Will Follow". I only hope that the rest of the album is much better or else could render their next release mediocre at best.

Thats my spin on it... g'night

2007-04-15T21:42:00.000-06:00

About Fifteen minutes....
Project 86 is putting a new song up on thier myspace... it will be called "Evil (a chourus of resistance)"

I am fairly amped aside from being tired.

I will perform a review on the song as soon as I listen to it

http://www.myspace.com/project86 go take a listen.

2007-04-10T22:59:00.000-06:00

Insert title here... :s

So recently I've run into some financial problems and I had to not drive my truck for a while... well my step brother brian heard about this and found out that I had been walking and getting rides to work, so he told me to go to his house that saturday and he'd loan me the money to register it.

thursday...

friday...

friday and a half...

Saturday!
I go over to his house and I notice a new truck in his driveway so I thought "oh someone must be here" well actually when I walked in he said " uh I can't really get you that money I bought ANOTHER truck"

*sighs*

*crushed by the feeling of being letdown*

*walks out without saying anything*

a few days later I was talking to my mom in CA telling her about the story you just heard and my sister (who happened to walk in the same room as my mother) heard about what was going on and had a check wrote out before the phone call was over.... I told her "I don't know how soon I can pay you back" she replies "don't pay me back"

I guess after all of this I learned where the loyalty is.

2007-04-10T00:14:00.000-06:00

Damned to the dungoens of mediocrity...

Yup thats me, sittin here on my front porch wondering what could be and what has been, while that little thing that happens to me during my day dream, is that supurb event that most call life.
I'm reminded of an old proverb that goes " I dig the whole, to earn the money, to buy the food, to get the energy, to dig the ditch. It seems like thats all I do. Is that what life is about? Until I find out the answers I guess I'll keep up this bland merry go round.

2006-12-15T18:25:00.000-07:00

Wind storms and foreign currency...

So last night was very windy and the power went out every where, and it's still out (I'm typing this while riding a stationary bike to generate power for my computer... and the internet) So, really bad weather here

About the foreign currency part. I was at work today and I get this phone call from a lady who wanted a quoute on a job. When I told her how much it would be she said "Oh. Thats not as bad as I thought it would be. Thats in dollars right?" Now if she had some sort of accent I would have given her the benefit of the doubt, but she had no sign of one at all. "No thats in yen you might want to break out your conversion table for this one."

2006-12-14T19:25:00.000-07:00

Merry Christmas, now give me what I want or I'll cut your head off and put it in your daughter's stocking.

What ever happened to the real Christmas? Have you looked around these days? It's pretty pathetic, just walking through the mall earlier this month I felt like a was being brutally molested by marketing wordplay and fashion whores. No one smiles anymore or takes the time to stop and say "hey, how are you" and actully mean it. We want what we want and if you don't have what we want well then "fuck you I'm trying penny's next, I'll bet they have it"

I guess I was just wondering when and how Christmas became a competition for who can spend the most money on gifts that I'm sure in reality nobody asked for.

till next time

2006-12-12T02:57:00.000-07:00

Well well well,
It's been a long freaking time since I signed on here.
Actually what sparked me signing on here was when I typed in "Ben Alpha" as a search in google and this was like the second one down.

so to anyone and everyone who reads this. I am back and will be ranting soon!

2006-03-24T10:21:00.000-07:00

Why Is Everyone So Lame?

You ever just stop and think about how lame people are? The human mind is a funny thing; We want what we want and we don't give a damn about who we walk over to get it. I guess I am no different, but we are not talking about me here...of course then again we were not talking about anyone in particular.....of course then again 2 we were not talking any way, and as far as that goes I am not even talking while I type this ( I mean seriously have you ever sat next to someone in the library that thinks he has to talk out what they are typing? I would like to beat the living hell out of those people, so in conclusion there is no way that I am talking while I type this.)
OK.....what was I talking about?

Alpha.
Now go eat something!

2006-03-16T10:13:00.000-07:00

"We Need A Box..."

As already stated by the title I don't think I need to tell you what this is about.
I'm at work, minding my own buisness, I'm sure I was cleaning something, when theese three women come in. All of which were talking at 100 miles an hour, they all stop talking and then feast their eyes upon me. I say to myself "dear God please don't say what I think you're gonna' say." Sure enough without skipping a beat they utter the words from their mouths in unison "We need a box..." At wich point my inner child breaks down into the fetile position and starts whimpering. "Ok" I said. "about what size do you think you need?" "well" she said. And then I see her hands start to move upwards (here we go again.) "About this big" she replied making a gesture with her hands. Things went fine until they started babbling about what the size of the third box was. Luckily for me we were back by the stereo, and some kind of celtic music was coming out of the speakers. All of the sudden I look around, and I'm on a moonlit beach. (I'm not lying to you I went to this place in my mind.) I was there for what seemed like hours, when I hear a distant voice "Sir?" I look around and there is no one on this beach, but me.
Then I look around again, and I'm at work. Needless to say I killed Everyone not only in the building, but the whole park-n-shop! Also needless to say...
I get today off! Yay for me!

here is the music I was spacing out to.
Alpha.

2006-03-11T21:33:00.000-07:00

More on (and I mean moron!) The My Space Conspiracy!

Ok I saw this person's profile (If you are reading this Danielle you know whoI am talking about.) on my space. This person has no clue as to what they're doing with a my space account.
Let me paint a word picture for you... It starts with a really crappy picture of the person, then you have a poorly generated background that is pretty much all black... a flaming rose wow. More like a flaming homo! Then they don't even have the text set to a different color other than black. So in conclusion you have the abillity to see a pixilated picture, a burning flower, and whats that? It looks like some text, but I can't read it because it's the same color as your background!!!
People like this should be Exiled from my space... I GOT IT! We can build a website to send exiles from my space to, like maybe we can send the sleezy ad's there also!

see for yourself
Sorry Danielle, but you brought this on yourself

Alpha.

2006-03-11T12:04:00.000-07:00

The Conspiracy Of My Space!

Let me put this in a way that won't piss anyone off...
My Space is the biggest pile of crap website there is. I mean sure you can talk to friends, post pictures, meet friends and all that good stuff... IF YOU CAN EVER GET IT TO WORK!!!
I mean what other website do you know of that suffers as many problems as My Space?
Anyone? Come on I am waiting. Thats what I thought NONE!
It's pretty sweet when it works I'll give them that, but for me it only works about 1 out of 7 times I try to log on. Not to mention the fact that they have no marketing skills so they have to put crappy advertisements of slutty girls who are "In your area now!" What a load of crap that is! My Space's ads lock up computers and submit tracking cookies on to your computer.
And it's all thanks to that jack-ass guy named "Tom" who lacks the Perseverance to keep websites "ad free" All he has to do is sell some clothing, stickers, Or how about a pro edition?
Hell I don't care if it's pluch dolls, there are plenty of people ou there who have too much money for their own good who would buy this stuff. Then we could reap the benefits of their foolishness,
I mean hey look at people on welfare,
they are doing the same thing.

Alpha.

2006-03-09T13:23:00.000-07:00

The Rollercoaster Of Life.

So the other day I heard this phrase "life is like a rollercoaster. It has it's ups and it's downs." I thought about this one for a while and came up with a better rendition to this phrase. "Life is like a rollercoaster yeah it has it's ups and downs, but you don't mind because it's fun at first. Then you stop and look around and say 'what the hell!? I'm going around in circles! This sucks!'"
I think this sparked the phrase "S.S.D.D."
Which brings me to my next question. Who built this ride and how do I get off?
I don't know, but I think I have developed a hate for amusement parks.

CURSE YOU SILVERWOOD YOU WILL NEVER GET MY MONEY!

Alpha.

2006-03-07T09:58:00.000-07:00

Seeing Things From The Other Side Of The Counter.

So I am at work yesterday, and the phone rings. I answered. The person on the other end was all like "Oh...uh...are you guys open today?" "No sir I have no life so I figured what the hell why not come down on my day off and scrub the windows."
What is going through people's minds whe they ask questions like that? I'll tell you what. Not a thing!
Then there are another "rare breed" that whine and complain about how expensive we are. Does it look like I care? People charge good money to listen to you bitch about how hard life is. Do you see a couch for you to lay on? Do I have a notebook and pen in hand? No? Then shut the hell up, buy something, or leave you inconsiderate mook!
There are only a few people who can talk to me about stuff like that. (you know who you are.)

Alpha.

2006-03-06T22:33:00.000-07:00

We have a name!
This weekend we started to get the ball rolling for the band.
We decided to go with MakeShift. I think it will work.
This is who we are:
Ben Alpha: Writer/composer, Guitars, 9th vocals.
Nathanael: Mixmastery, trapset, 1-8th vocals?
Kung (Jordan): percussion, saxaphone, Political assasinations.
Ben Omega: Writer/composer, bass, trombome.
We have some music going but the settings on our host are funky, so you can't here them without logging on...This Sucks!
Alpha.

2006-03-04T13:45:00.000-07:00

Dear God, What Have I Done?
I have opened a pandora's box with this hole catch phrase thing... I LOVE IT!
I am sure that pretty soon Omega will shoot all of us with his rocket launcher (of course after he does I know the words will come pouring out of his mouth... I can hear him now he would be like "Bow-Chika-Bow-Wow")
There is no escaping it Omega the seed has been sewn you can do nothing!... ... ... BOW-CHIKA-BOW-WOW! ya mook.
Well, I don't have much time so if Omega doesn't kill me before the weekend is over I will see yall Monday.
Alpha.

2006-03-03T14:21:00.000-07:00

Do You Blow Stuff Up?
I was at work yesterday when this person came in with a picture and said "Do you blow stuff up?"
At that moment I was somewhere else I guess you could call it "My world" but I looked down and I had a stick of Dynamite in my hand, then all of the sudden I was back at the counter at work with this lady in front of me with a questioning look on her face. I answered her "all the time" then gave a sinister laugh after that. As I'm sure you could imagine it didn't go over too well. In fact I think she left and called the police. It's not my fault that you word your questions like a retard. Moron.
Alpha.

2006-03-02T13:54:00.000-07:00

"Bow-chika-bow-wow!"
Simply put... That is the best catch-phrase ever. It is so versitle. Any body who is a fan of Red vs. Blue will know where this came from.
But think about it. How many different ways can you use this one, it can be used before, after, or during an insult, right after you hit some one and my favorite is just throwing them in at random (usually while interrupting someone's conversation.) This one is my favorite!
Thank you Tucker!

On a side note I was talking music with a kid I went to middle school with (I was in middle school for 3 years before I was home schooled.) This guy just happens to be a pot-head now but that is a different story. We got on the subject of a group called Coheed And Cambria
(highly recomended to all) Well, this jack-ass is all like " Yeah there ok for an emo group." EMO!? this guy is stoned out of his mind! Emo is for whiny little jerks who can't hack it in high school.
So I just wanted to get this out of the way "COHEED AND CAMBRIA IS NOT EMO!"
So of course I did my duty and this guy is no longer "with us."
Bow-chika-bow-wow!
Alpha.

2006-03-01T14:40:00.000-07:00

This is where the title normally goes.

But since I don't have one this will have to suffice.
Well, I went to the lesson last night and it didn't go over well.
Every time I tried to put in my 2 cents worth the guy glared at me I think he didn't want info from someone younger than him.
It was not for lack of effort on the lady instructors fault, she kept bragging to everyone about how good I was (which I can assure you I am not as good as she made it sound.)
But we will see how it works out.

I have a qoute for you all today. I posted it in a reply to the advocate's blog, but here it is

Self is the only prison that can bind the soul.

It came from a dragon lance book.
Toodles,
Alpha.

2006-02-28T16:06:00.000-07:00

I am no jedi knight...
I have been asked to teach guitar to some of a friend of mine's students because she does not do electric stuff. But I don't know man I don't think I am ready to have a young padawan yet. You can ask mr. sound tech I don't have alot of patience. And I admit that just might be the down fall of me. But either way I am going to one of her classes tonight to see some of her teaching methods.
Well, that is pretty much all I have to Say right now I think Unless Omega has something for me to say?
Alpha.

2006-02-27T14:21:00.000-07:00

Coming Soon...
Well, by the end of next month we should have a new blog for our band. We are still working on audio clips and doing some toons (subject to change on the toons part.) We aren't sure if we want to keep the name we had before our singer and one of the drummers left last summer, as we have kind of gone a different way with our style. The name is A.D.D. which is short for aspire to die daily. I personally am not to big on that one Our studio Tech thinks it's good. We have not reached a final conclusion. Things should go quick as soon as we do.
We aren't sure if we can pu the toons on here we haven't seen it been done before. so untill then.
...uh... Keep your stick on the ice?
Alpha.

2006-02-25T12:26:00.000-07:00

Pre-destionation.
This one is on a more serious note, I have always had trouble with the whole "pre-destionation"
thing. everybody tells me "well, pre-destionation does not exist. God gives us free will." Really?
so how about this. If God knows even the numbers of the hairs on our head. Then he must be able to see into the future, right? So if he can see into the future then he knows the decisions we are going to make. If he knows how we will react to a situation then how do we have "free will"
most people comment on that with "well he doesn't make the chioce for you." No he doesn't, but when he knows what we are going to do, it does not give us the ability to change our mind. Because then we will have pulled a fast one on God, and as you all know that is not possible.

I guess I am throwing this out there hoping for sombody to proove me wrong but no one I know has convinced me yet. The most common response is: "Some things just can't be explained. You should just drop the subject." and I have done just that...until now because I mus t admit it still bugs me sometimes.
I might post a rant later.
Alpha.
Okay here is the rant I just got a phone call (I'm at work by the way.) From some guy, I answered the phone by stating the name of the company,then my name, and threw in a "how may I help you?" just because I am a nice guy. His question threw me off though he asked me if we were open. Uhh.. no I mean is this a trick question or or you that stupid? "No I'm just here because I sleep under my desk (of which I have none.) and uh eatin' some twinkies, So if you want to come down and share a few with me I guess I don't mind...Some people.
I used to work at a fast food/family resturaunt a couple of years ago, and I got this call from some guy (probably the same one) who asked me if we sell "Hot Food"...as opposed to?
"No this is a B.Y.O.M. resturaunt. (bring your own microwave) what a jackass. I swear theese people just sit around thinking up creul ways to insult the working class, while they sit o the crop of our hard work because they are on welfare and have nothing better to do.
maybe I should start doing that, because hey! It's okay to be somebody else (look at the comments on the post were I talk about T-shirts from wall-mart.)

Another thing. Whats with all the gothic people "All is for naught, the only thing certain in life is death, and oh how my soul longs for the grave." shut the hell up. You have not even come close to seeing the worst this world has to offer. The thing of it is, is that theese kids are some rich senators kids who have more than they deserve so to repay their debt to society they become goth. Then they start posting their crappy depressing poetry on some forum. and everyone loves it. All of them are so intoxicated with the fascination of being depressed.
their comments on life are like fingernails in a chalkboard. "My soul mourns and long. for the day when I will be no more." and stupid crap like that. You know what buddy so does mine, how much longer do I have to listen to this? Ok you know what wipe that black nail polish and white make up off of your face (and hands.) and shut up for one second and listen to the birds chirp, or the bubbling brook. That in it's self is something not to be depressed about. and I don't want to here "Yeah well, everything tends toward disorder. Those bird are weeping because they know they don't have long bef-"
You are a dumb ass quit hiding behind your fake curtain and call a spade a spade. Yeah I'll admit this life can be a pretty hard place to live in, but that is no reason to hide behind a false identity.

And for all of you who are not gothic, and sitting there nodding your head like a judgemental asshole... you are no better thats right we all hide behind something at one point in time it might be working out, eating junk food, locking yourself up in your room, acting like a tough guy,you could even be like that free-thinker guy who hides behind "being some one else" Then there is me I hide Behind sarcasim and smart assy jokes when I am out of my comfort zone. So the moral of this story is...um...quit overamping the crappy things that happen in this life and be happy that you are more than most things o this earth... for instance a French person.
Alpha.

2006-02-25T11:03:00.000-07:00

Zelda!
This is going back to one of my previous posts. I am going through The Legend Of Zelda 3: A Link To The Past. I'll say it is pretty sweet! and yes, it is the same old stuff, but it never gets old.
The opening quest is non other than saving Zelda. But, the old school-ness of it is pretty cool.
On another note; I got a bunch of old snes-roms like, the old Final Fantasy games except for one problem. They are in Japanese that sucks. But I can't complain for the reason of bashing the english vioce-over for the movie.
Alpha.

2006-02-25T09:59:00.000-07:00

New Link!
Ok. So what I put a new link on here. This guy is one of my bestest friends ever, but the thing of it is, is that he is kind of lazy (or it's because he can't get on the computer at home because of family members.) about posting on his blog. Yet I assure you that when he does, it is poetic... or it will piss ypu of and you will never visit his or my blog ever again, but that is a risk I am willing to take.
Omega! I'm sticking my neck out for you man, don't let me down.
More to come later, maybe.
Alpha.

2006-02-24T16:50:00.000-07:00

E=TL3?
Okay so I'm at work the other day, and some guy walks in and says "I have a UPS package with a pre-paid label." I replied "ok go ahead and bring it in." So the guy brings it in with some brown paper, then proceeds by wrapping the box in the paper. I told him UPS does not want packages wrapped in paper because the labels get torn off in transit. He replied "Oh bullshit. It's just as good as a box." At this point I said nothing,waited untill he was done wrapping it. Then with my pinky finger I said "Observe."
I ripped off all the brown paper with my pinky finger trying to show this moron that it was quite simple to do so. He was livid. I said "did you see how easy that was?" He said nothing but, "you just lost a costomer!" I calmly replied "you were just going to drop this off and not spend any money, so how does that make you a customer? Oh and by the way UPS is only open from 4:30 to 6:30."
Then he stormed off never to be seen again. (Thank God.) People like that really piss me off. Dude I do this stuff every day, which really only prooves that I need to get a life, but I should at least get the benefit of the doubt that I know what I'm doing.
That would be like having Albert Einstein's weed trimmer come up to him in his study and say "Uh... M-Mister Einstein... Shouldn't it be E=TL3?"
Einstein relies "Can you even read lawnmower man? E=MC2."
Then quickly lawnmowerman says... "Oh bullshit. It's just as good as E=MC2!"

Alpha.

2006-02-23T14:33:00.000-07:00

It all just sounds the same.
Many people ask me "why do you listen to secular music?" Well, to be quite frank almost all the new Christian bands sound alike. Made up of three to four guys with the same boring chord progs. and the same crappy vocal harmony. I have found myself wondering why there anren't any Christian groups who do sweet prog rock or jazz. The answer always leads to: Well, that is because most christian bands don't do drugs before they start writing/composing. I have decided to commit to play better music without "chemical help".
I know you are out there Omega. Would you agree? (Oh wait. We already make sweet free-styleness, who cares if nobody gets it.)
More on this to come.
Alpha.

2006-02-22T17:02:00.000-07:00

Like Lost Sheep.
As I was wandering through Wallmart the other day I was overcome by a blinding rage. (Not to mention the fact that I had a blistering headache, so I was already grumpy.) I looked around and everybody was wearing 1 of 5 t-shirts. they were:
AC/DC, (I mean for real who even listens to them any more, well besides those of you with a mullet and a beer gut.) The Rolling Stones (I think Mick Jagger broke a hip bone at the superbowl.) Pink Floyd ( I like theese guys despite the fact taht a friend pointed out "they're too whiny.") Jimi Hendrix (Everybody likes him right? or is it just the fact that he laced his bandana with acid before a show. Right. So why are you wearing his shirt you musically un-cultured mook?) And last but not least Johnny Cash (Dude. Give me a break did you even listen to his music before you found out that Jacuin Phoenix was gonna play as him in a movie? Then after you didn't watch it, and your friends told you how good it was, you rushed to the nearest wall-mart and picked up a t-shirt for 12.99)

When will people just be themselves?
Alpha.

2006-02-20T16:11:00.000-07:00

Living in an 8-bit, two demensional world.
The title says it all . That would suck. Poor Mario & Luigi. Think about it... that really wouldn't be fun. Imagine going out for a walk, when a gust of wind kicks up and you end up in Venice. (Or some other random place.) Which brings me to my next point. I work in a place that sells and builds boxes. People come in all the time with the wrong dimensions, or openly admit that they don't have clue. Those kind of people don't bother me at all. Its the jack-ass that comes in and thinks he knows what he is doing,"I need a box" ok here it comes...yup he pulls out a piece of paper. "The dimensions are 20 X 20" and then proceeds by giving me this expecting blank stare.
Of course in my mind I reply with "hold on Mega Man, let me go get you a piece of cardboard."
When really I say "Well, what is the third dimension?" ...Another long blank stare. "Well I never really thought about that." Thank you captain obvious. Thus we enbark on a long drawn out non-hepful description on what is going in the box,who it came from, where it came from, who's nephew it's going to, and how the person got the item. Then the end result after 20 minutes of discussion the person says "You know it's out in my car, why don't i just grab it?"
Then I enbark on the adventure of finding my "Happy Place." In that place I am Master Chief a (3-D character) in the Mushroom Kingdom (a 2-D village) blowing everything in sight up on a rampage of destruction on everything two-dimensional.
Think about that one people.
Alpha

2006-02-20T14:45:00.000-07:00

My deepest apologies.
I have no rant for you today. I guess it is the result of a long weekend,and the fact that I am pretty brain dead at the moment. Maybe I'll have one later, you know like when I wake up.
Alpha.

2006-02-20T13:06:00.000-07:00

Hooray For Google!
The Department Of Justice requested a log of Google's search results, so they could see how well filters for keeping children off of pornagraphic websites are working. Yes they mean well, but that is just another breach of privacy. Don't get me wrong I absolutly despise the porography industry, and the grip of death it has on the average person. I wish we could rid the internet of that, but that is just me. I commend Google for going to court for this one.
Keep up the good work guys!
I will post my rant of the day later.
Alpha.

2006-02-18T23:30:00.000-07:00

Is James Sutherland Really A Bad Guy?
This is for the Silent Hill 2 fans out there. Have you ever stopped to think about it though? "He killed his wife!"
Yeah who happened to be suffering from cancer you uncultured mook-tards! Ok just because a guy is losing his mind in an alternate reality, shouldn't mean he can't enjoy everyday life. (Even if his every day life consists of fighting his inner-demons, living dead mannequins, and pyramid headed devil re incarnate.)
I mean so what if he is just sitting in his jail cell going through yet another nervous breakdown. The game makes him out to look like a monster. I bet he is really a nice guy if you get to know him."Dude why do you keep calling me Mary?"

2006-02-18T23:02:00.000-07:00

Rumors of new FF7 game coming out?
So there is supposed to be a new one coming out where you play as vincent...
sounds pretty sweet,but I think they (square enix) should remake FF7 for the ps3.
How about it people? With bonus features of the FF7 Advent Children movie (THE JAPENEESE VERSION!!!)
Or..maybe we should just let them do their thing...they have not led us astray...yet...I mean... until the U.S. version of FF7 Advent Children comes out.Freakin dirty jerk faces.

2006-02-18T19:36:00.000-07:00

Relient K Rocks A Show In Spokane!
Dude!!! This is gonna be so sweet relient K is playing close to my neck of the woods...No...Wait...It sold out two months ahead of time, because its playing at the smallest club in Spokane. I tell you what if I ever got to have a word with their booking agent, I would say something not very nice. Because relient K never comes this way. Well, if any of you guys (regardless if the fact that nobody reads this) happen to go tell me how it went.
Although I did get to go to a Sanctus Real concert on the the 7th. A few other groups opened for them 3 Miles From Home,The Afters,and.. Some other group who's name I can't remember right now. It was a pretty good show, but the acoustics of the building sucked (well, they probably still do.) big time.

Ok rant of the day.
I have not even looked this up But, I heard that when people die they loose 21 grams. Maybe its just me, but how do you sign a guy up for that test..."Hey buddy...Come here...I uh... wanna try this theroy of mine out...I'll give you 50 bucks." Or how about an add in the newspaper. "wanted: people with no reletives, house, outstanding credit bills or freinds. Please fill go to the nearest payphone,dial the number you see at the bottom, let it ring 3 times, and hang it up. Their will be a black Suburban with tinted windows pull up. They will put a bag over your head. DON'T BE ALARMED!!! Just do as they say.Everything will be fine. Oh and uh, you might want to get right with God before taking this job.
What next?
Alpha.

2006-02-17T14:37:00.000-07:00

Could Zelda's Hero Link Snap At Any Second?
No really have you ever thought about how many times Link has had to save Hyrule and their freaking princess Zelda? The guy is a machine, he has probably got it down to a science by now. "Gee whats it gonna be this time, is Gannon going to capture her and put her into sleeping state? Or is she going to be trapped in a alternate reality, or how about a different time frame? Man, Marin was never this much trouble... if only I could figure out how to get back to that island."
...Poor Link.

Alpha

2006-02-16T13:14:00.000-07:00

Get your copy of Final Fantasy 7 Advent Children this spring at Sucks-R-Us!

Okay. So I'm Doing some research on the U.S. version of FF7 and very much to my dismay I read an unconfirmed rumor that two very untalented actresess are doing some voice acting. I should'nt even tell you who they are, but since I have You here I may as well. Are you sitting Down? Jessica Alba & Mandi Moore:(
I could'nt belive my eyes, just leave it up to cooperate america to turn an epic tale into another episode the the O.C. or any other I.Q. lowering show on the W.B.
I have seen the Japeneese version of this movie,and I fell in love with it.
I am debating if I want to even watch the U.S. redition of this one I'm not sure I want to taint my respect for it with "teen-Drama" Bullcrap.
I can just see it now "also starring Justin Timberlake as Cloud."
Or how about "best supporting actor Orlando Bloom as Vincent."
Man, I gonna Puke.What will we come up with next?

Speaking on behalf of game-to-movie cross overs, Silent Hill is looking very good. Its coming out this spring,I wanna say Arpil 29th? don't take my work for it though. You can check out the trailer for it at yahoomovies.com (no that is not a link you lazy dip-tard.) Ok i'm signing off now.
Alpha.

2006-02-15T16:58:00.000-07:00

Lightning Storms on Another Planet!
So headlining news articles say that there have been lightning storms happening on Venus...or Saturn...Hell I don't know. I mean for real who the hell signs up for the job to go research weather on another planet. What Seattle is'nt depressing enough for you?! (sorry all you seattle residents.)
It takes seven years to get to the planet and that is only one way. Man I thought I needed a life.

Yours untill the extra-terrestrial storm fronts come our way,
Alpha.