| Saturday, March 11, 2006 |
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More on (and I mean moron!) The My Space Conspiracy!
Ok I saw this person's profile (If you are reading this Danielle you know whoI am talking about.) on my space. This person has no clue as to what they're doing with a my space account.
Let me paint a word picture for you... It starts with a really crappy picture of the person, then you have a poorly generated background that is pretty much all black... a flaming rose wow. More like a flaming homo! Then they don't even have the text set to a different color other than black. So in conclusion you have the abillity to see a pixilated picture, a burning flower, and whats that? It looks like some text, but I can't read it because it's the same color as your background!!!
People like this should be Exiled from my space... I GOT IT! We can build a website to send exiles from my space to, like maybe we can send the sleezy ad's there also!
see for yourself
Sorry Danielle, but you brought this on yourself
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posted by Ben Alpha @ 9:33 PM  |
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The Conspiracy Of My Space!
Let me put this in a way that won't piss anyone off...
My Space is the biggest pile of crap website there is. I mean sure you can talk to friends, post pictures, meet friends and all that good stuff... IF YOU CAN EVER GET IT TO WORK!!!
I mean what other website do you know of that suffers as many problems as My Space?
Anyone? Come on I am waiting. Thats what I thought NONE!
It's pretty sweet when it works I'll give them that, but for me it only works about 1 out of 7 times I try to log on. Not to mention the fact that they have no marketing skills so they have to put crappy advertisements of slutty girls who are "In your area now!" What a load of crap that is! My Space's ads lock up computers and submit tracking cookies on to your computer.
And it's all thanks to that jack-ass guy named "Tom" who lacks the Perseverance to keep websites "ad free" All he has to do is sell some clothing, stickers, Or how about a pro edition?
Hell I don't care if it's pluch dolls, there are plenty of people ou there who have too much money for their own good who would buy this stuff. Then we could reap the benefits of their foolishness,
I mean hey look at people on welfare,
they are doing the same thing.
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| posted by Ben Alpha @ 12:04 PM |
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| Thursday, March 09, 2006 |
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The Rollercoaster Of Life.
So the other day I heard this phrase "life is like a rollercoaster. It has it's ups and it's downs." I thought about this one for a while and came up with a better rendition to this phrase. "Life is like a rollercoaster yeah it has it's ups and downs, but you don't mind because it's fun at first. Then you stop and look around and say 'what the hell!? I'm going around in circles! This sucks!'"
I think this sparked the phrase "S.S.D.D."
Which brings me to my next question. Who built this ride and how do I get off?
I don't know, but I think I have developed a hate for amusement parks.
CURSE YOU SILVERWOOD YOU WILL NEVER GET MY MONEY!
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| posted by Ben Alpha @ 1:23 PM |
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| Tuesday, March 07, 2006 |
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Seeing Things From The Other Side Of The Counter.
So I am at work yesterday, and the phone rings. I answered. The person on the other end was all like "Oh...uh...are you guys open today?" "No sir I have no life so I figured what the hell why not come down on my day off and scrub the windows."
What is going through people's minds whe they ask questions like that? I'll tell you what. Not a thing!
Then there are another "rare breed" that whine and complain about how expensive we are. Does it look like I care? People charge good money to listen to you bitch about how hard life is. Do you see a couch for you to lay on? Do I have a notebook and pen in hand? No? Then shut the hell up, buy something, or leave you inconsiderate mook!
There are only a few people who can talk to me about stuff like that. (you know who you are.)
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| posted by Ben Alpha @ 9:58 AM |
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| Monday, March 06, 2006 |
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We have a name!
This weekend we started to get the ball rolling for the band.
We decided to go with MakeShift. I think it will work.
This is who we are:
Ben Alpha: Writer/composer, Guitars, 9th vocals.
Nathanael: Mixmastery, trapset, 1-8th vocals?
Kung (Jordan): percussion, saxaphone, Political assasinations.
Ben Omega: Writer/composer, bass, trombome.
We have some music going but the settings on our host are funky, so you can't here them without logging on...This Sucks!
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| posted by Ben Alpha @ 10:33 PM |
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| About Me |
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Name: Ben Alpha
Home:
About Me: I grew up in California then moved up to the middle of nowhere in Montana.
Became homeschooled. Then fell in love with music. currently un-employed as far as music goes and am holding down a job at a copy shop.
right now me and a buddy are setting up doing freestyle jamming.
See my complete profile
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