| Friday, February 24, 2006 |
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E=TL3?
Okay so I'm at work the other day, and some guy walks in and says "I have a UPS package with a pre-paid label." I replied "ok go ahead and bring it in." So the guy brings it in with some brown paper, then proceeds by wrapping the box in the paper. I told him UPS does not want packages wrapped in paper because the labels get torn off in transit. He replied "Oh bullshit. It's just as good as a box." At this point I said nothing,waited untill he was done wrapping it. Then with my pinky finger I said "Observe."
I ripped off all the brown paper with my pinky finger trying to show this moron that it was quite simple to do so. He was livid. I said "did you see how easy that was?" He said nothing but, "you just lost a costomer!" I calmly replied "you were just going to drop this off and not spend any money, so how does that make you a customer? Oh and by the way UPS is only open from 4:30 to 6:30."
Then he stormed off never to be seen again. (Thank God.) People like that really piss me off. Dude I do this stuff every day, which really only prooves that I need to get a life, but I should at least get the benefit of the doubt that I know what I'm doing.
That would be like having Albert Einstein's weed trimmer come up to him in his study and say "Uh... M-Mister Einstein... Shouldn't it be E=TL3?"
Einstein relies "Can you even read lawnmower man? E=MC2."
Then quickly lawnmowerman says... "Oh bullshit. It's just as good as E=MC2!"
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posted by Ben Alpha @ 4:50 PM  |
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